Bye

So, yes, I’m shutting this blog down for the foreseeable future. Don’t look at me like that, with your eyes or possibly some sort of amazing bionic seeing device/visual prosthesis. I have my reasons! Which include:

1. Time!

2. Lack thereof! It was taking me many hours to devise recipes, cook them, assemble them and photograph them, then research the science literature for interesting papers, read them, write them up, and put the whole thing together, research + recipe + photos, into a blog post. I… wow, I just don’t feel like I have time for that.

3. Being at the sharp/thorny/business end of my PhD. I’ve finished data collection and I’m starting to write up papers for a thesis-by-publication (1 paper down, 3 or 4 to go!), so at the moment, reading research papers for this blog is both too relevant and too irrelevant to my PhD: I’m at the point where if I’m reading a research paper, I want it to be one that’s relevant to my thesis, and if it’s not relevant to my thesis, well, quite frankly, I’d really prefer to be reading something that’s not another bloody research paper. Of course I still find the food/science papers fascinating, but I need to focus elsewhere at the moment.

4. My situation of being a student living in a shared house.
   4a. Firstly, doing all the elaborate baking I was doing was actually pretty darn expensive (even though I’m living comfortably courtesy of my scholarship) and I’d prefer to be saving that money to put towards overseas travel at the moment.
   4b. Secondly, the people I share a house with (excluding Chris) make me feel awkward about spending too much time in the kitchen, like I’m getting in the way and racking up a huge electricity bill because I was using the oven a couple of times a week to bake (yes, how grotesquely self-indulgent of me to use an oven – at one point it was even suggested that my oven usage was the reason our electricity bill for a particular quarter was so high, although if you do the maths I would have had to be using the oven for around 9.5 hours every day to explain the jump in cost). Anyway, no point in moving out because Chris and I will probably/hopefully be moving overseas within a year, so I’ve just got to live with the situation for now (and be grateful for the fact I have a roof over my head at all).

5. I need time out from the food-blogging community. There’s a lot of marvelous creativity and talent in the food-blogging world, and lots of very interesting people, but I’m just not into the thing as a whole right now, although I still read the few food-related blogs I’ve got on my Google Reader. (And there’s only so much I can tolerate from the sub-group of people within the food-blogging community who think that putting doughnuts on sticks or putting cupcakes in jars are anything except absolutely horrible ideas.)

I know I could leave this blog just sitting here un-updated forever, but I wanted some closure. I find it irksome that it’s sitting here more or less idle and rusting away, so I feel like it would be more productive to bring it to a close and maybe start from scratch somewhere else in the middle-distant future.

See, that’s how much I care about [all two of] the readers of this blog [who aren't my parents] – I give you justifications for my behaviour rather than just abandoning the blog like Edward Prendick is abandoned in The Island of Dr Moreau! And if you leave a comment, I will happily let you know if/when/where I start blogging again. It’ll still be on the topic of food and science, since I feel like that’s still my niche, but maybe in a format that’s slightly less time-intensive.

Sincere thanks to everyone for reading this blog.

Jess

P.S. In my previous post I mentioned dish colour affecting perception of food. I can’t find the reference or paper at the moment, but serve your food on white dishes (rather than coloured or dark dishes) or risk slightly diminishing the enjoyment of your food! Upon your head be it!

Science takes you places

One day I will actually update with proper content, like the good old days that I imagine maybe once existed although they probably didn’t, but in the meantime…

I’ve been at another conference (again) so I’ve been travelling (again) and I want recommendations (again). The city du jour is Melbourne, so your task is: give me amazing recommendations for places to go in Melbourne, now now now! I’m not a newbie to the city, but feel free to recommend freely and wantonly. Accomplished so far this trip are, amongst other places, Trippy Taco, La Belle Miette (I had a Pimm’s & pomegranate macaron and a cherry blossom & saké macaron; dear lord, what fine specimens, perhaps even insouciantly daring to rival the Ladurées I had in Paris), MoVida Next Door and Cumulus Inc.

(Hannah, take for granted that I have thoroughly scoured your Melbourne entries and have already factored multiple recommendations of yours into my schedule!)

In return for your guidance and insight, everyone, I offer a photo of Nigella’s chocolate gingerbread that I made a million years ago. Here’s the recipe.

And I promise to return soonishly to report on a research paper about how dish colour affects perception and enjoyment of food (remember how dish weight affected the same things?). Turns out I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Stay tuned for the electrifying revelation of how I’ve been shooting myself in the foot for at least two years! Idiot!

Dinner

This was the highlight of the dishes Chris and I had at Dinner by Heston in London – the meat fruit. It’s chicken liver parfait coated in jelly to make it look like a mandarin, an artful little practice that was popular among the higher societal echelons of England circa 1500.

Unfortunately, as much as saying this makes me a total heathen, the rest of the dishes weren’t particularly spectacular or special, and one dish was bizarrely sub-standard. Now I know Dinner’s raison d’être is the historical British dishes that Heston and his team have revived, but I guess I feel like the price tag and hype warranted something a bit more impressive than what were essentially some rustic meals. The meat fruit had the whimsy and the flavour to justify its place on the menu, but everything else seemed a bit plain. I wasn’t even won over by the tipsy cake I had for dessert, which apparently has a legion of ardent devotees. To me it just tasted like a particularly sweet, dense brioche with a nice syrup (although the accompanying pineapple that was spit-roasted for 2.5 hours was pretty amazing). I’ve gotten to the point where I expect something gestalt from these types of meals – the whole should be greater than the sum of the parts. This just wasn’t the case here for us, alas.

I guess it’s possible that we just made some poor choices with the menu, and maybe we would have been overwhelmingly impressed if we had opted for different dishes. Whatever the case, we’re not in a hurry to return to Dinner, and it was completely overshadowed by some of the other meals we had in Paris (e.g. at M64 and Royal Madeleine), Dublin (e.g. at Rustic Stone) and London (e.g. at Pollen Street Social).

Sorry, Heston, but I’m starting to think you might actually just be human…

Gratuitous Parisian pastries photo post #3

I’ve actually been in Dublin working with a collaborator on some data analysis, but that doesn’t mean I can’t keep posting photos of all the amazing pastries I had in Paris! (I need to go back to Paris already…)

These are from La Bague de Kenza, which offered just the most amazing sight: all these beautiful Algerian pastries, hundreds and hundreds of them, stacked up incredibly high on dozens of silver platters. I wanted to try everything but in the end narrowed it down to the ones below. I can’t remember all the Algerian names, but the pastries are all variations of flavours such as pistachio, almond, hazelnut, sesame, honey, orange and chocolate.

Gratuitous Parisian pastries photo post #2

More from Pierre Hermé. The fabled Ispahan – raspberry, rose and lychee flavours (call me a heathen but I didn’t love it).

Le Plaisir Sucré – the Sugared Pleasure. Layers of hazelnut dacquoise, praline feuilleté, chocolate ganache, leaves of milk chocolate, and chocolate Chantilly crème.